This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"
bc you can never have too much help worldbuilding
Bringing this back, because it is the answer to all questions.
Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor
Druid: My name is Erik with a k.
NPC: *writes name down* And your last name?
Druid: With a k.
NPC: No I got that: Erik. What’s your last name?
Druid: My last name is with a k.
NPC: Wait…is your name Erik Erik?
Druid: My last name is With a K.
NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify —
Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* “Withakay.” It is all one word.
NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right.
Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time